Have you ever wondered what happens when your kids get up before you do?
They will help themselves to the chocolate cake that is sitting on the counter. They will eat it in the living room and get crumbs all over the carpet. They will turn on the TV and watch cartoons when they both know they are not allowed to watch TV. They may have had some grapes too.
While doing all this they will leave you alone and let you sleep until 8:30.
Let them eat cake! And then give the baby a cupcake for breakfast when he wakes up, because it is only fair.
Have you ever wondered what happens when a wet diaper gets thrown up at the ceiling?
Wonder no more. I even have pictures to answer the question.
Yes, while I was teaching and they were supposedly having naps and quiet time, the older hooligans trashed their room. They also came down and interrupted my lesson, but that is another issue. Dress ups everywhere, toy box from one end of the room to the other. And an exploded diaper all over the room. Ceiling, floor, stuck to the dresser and window, on the window sill... everywhere. Lucky for someone, who I am not exactly sure, I forgot to change the vacuum bag the day before.
I am not sure if I prefer this kind of exploded diaper or the blowout kind of exploded diaper. I do know I prefer neither.
The evidence, after toys and dress ups were already cleaned up.
Have you ever wondered what happens to hooligans like this at the end of the day?
After several time outs and dinner they were sent upstairs for bed. The house was entirely too quiet. Hooligans and silence can't be a good thing.
Maybe it can.
My fabulous husband called me upstairs when he went up to investigate. Oh dear, what have they done now?!?! I look in the room and see two sweet, not so little hooligans curled up in their bed, under the covers, snoring. Not even five minutes and they were both out cold at 6:30.
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to want to strangle your hooligans and give them away one minute and just stand and watch their angelic and awe inspiring countenance the next?
Come to my house and find out. I promise, it won't be boring, and it will definitely be worth it.
2 comments:
Oh my goodness! I definitely know how it feels to want to give them away one minute and hug them the next :-) God makes them cute for a reason!!
I just found your blog and I love it! I have three stepsons and I can definitely relate to some of your stories (although they are older, they still act like hooligans!).
I'll definitely be back ;)
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